Pedro Cerrano's Hats for Bats - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL Somewhere a participation trophy is

Somewhere a participation trophy is jealous that a fake superlative stole its whole identity

Building a spaceship from a garbage can and a Tilt-a-Whirl seat takes exactly the kind of confidence only suburban kids with zero engineering credentials possess

and now it needs an f-bomb escort like a prom date nobody's parents approved of

Smaller white script text reads "Since" and "Birth" flanking the mosquito on either side

Pedro Cerrano's Hats for Bats - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL Somewhere a participation trophy isCerrano's post career pivot into retail bat haberdashery makes perfect sense for a man who consulted Jobu before every at bat. Returns denied on spiritual grounds, no exceptions. Inspired by Major League. The Details: Distressed red text reads "PEDRO CERRANO'S" above two crossed baseball bats with red furry coverings on the barrels, flanking a white baseball with dark stitching. Bold white text reads "HATS FOR BATS" with red quoted text reading "KEEP