Wendy Peffercorn's Lifeguard Training - Unisex Tank Top summer White cursive script reads "Rubes"

White cursive script reads "Rubes" alongside the mascot

Negotiating with Hans Gruber like you're closing escrow in Marina del Rey takes a special kind of cocaine confidence

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Spilling sodium is just passive-aggressive seasoning at this point

Wendy Peffercorn's Lifeguard Training - Unisex Tank Top summer White cursive script reads "Rubes"Squints didn't fake that drowning, he executed a masterclass in strategic commitment with zero exit plan. Enrolling in a program where the curriculum is lotioning, oiling, and smiling is basically a degree in delusion. Inspired by The Sandlot. Part of our Defunct Baseball collection, inspired by the vintage Minor League teams of yesteryear. The Details: Arched white serif text reads "PEFFERCORN'S" above teal script reading "Est" and white text reading