Fart Ninja - Unisex Tank Top oxnard Delivering packages to every house

Delivering packages to every house in one night was already suspicious behavior

" and "BURRITOS

flanked by "ESTD" and "1994" in small distressed white type

nobody at that party questioned it

Fart Ninja - Unisex Tank Top oxnard Delivering packages to every houseNinjas spent centuries perfecting the art of silence only to have their entire philosophy repurposed for gastrointestinal warfare. Somewhere a sensei is reconsidering his life's work. The Details: A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose, surrounded by swirling white smoke clouds. Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow. Angular white text below reads "SILENT BUT DEADLY" above red Japanese characters