I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Long Sleeve T-Shirt pw once in fancy cursive and

once in fancy cursive and once in unhinged graffiti

Buddy Revell diversifying into retail brass knuckles is the most logical career pivot for a guy whose entire reputation was built on parking lot diplomacy

Blue numerals "19" and "85" flank the circle

George's sci-fi literacy is so bad he mashes up three franchises into one alien identity without blinking

I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Long Sleeve T-Shirt pw once in fancy cursive andPulling off a dive nobody's landed in decades requires either elite athleticism or total ignorance of physics. Thornton Melon brought both and the judges still gave him the win. Inspired by Back to School. The Details: White text reads "I WITNESSED THORNTON MELON'S" above large bold text reading "TRIPLE LINDY" beside a white silhouette of a diver and a multi level diving platform. A ribbon banner below contains "1986" flanked by two stars, with "GLU