Openly Gray - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Lardass Hogan entered that contest

Lardass Hogan entered that contest with no exit strategy except biological warfare

Nobody stopped him because nobody outranks that level of commitment

Somewhere a guy in quad skates peaked so hard in 1952 that his ghost still has better posture than anyone alive

and it held every lost year until Pittsburgh split the dream in half

Openly Gray - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Lardass Hogan entered that contestGoing gray is the only lifestyle choice where people still ask if you've "tried doing something about it." Apparently hair dye is the last socially acceptable form of conversion therapy. The Details: Distressed white collegiate style block text reads "OPENLY" stacked above "GRAY" in bold uppercase sans serif lettering with a weathered, worn texture throughout. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Soft and breathable. Luxury