Into Fitness, Fitness Pizza in My Mouth - Unisex T-Shirt adult humor holding a blocker

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" A retro cartoon winking Santa face in a red and white hat with a large white beard sits centered

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Unpainted Arizona treating itself like a heritage brand with legacy cachet is exactly the kind of strip-mall delusion Ed would never question

Into Fitness, Fitness Pizza in My Mouth - Unisex T-Shirt adult humor holding a blockerFit'ness pizza in my mouth requires more dedication than most gym memberships, and the results are actually visible. That apostrophe is doing more heavy lifting than anyone wearing this shirt ever will. The Details: Bold white block text reads "INTO FITNESS" across the top. Three cartoon style pepperoni pizza slices arranged in a fan formation sit below, rendered in golden yellow cheese, brown pepperoni, and tan crust. White block text at the bottom